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Kylo Ren is the absolute worst. The short-tempered, Force-powered, hero-killing Generation Xer earned that ass kicking at the end of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
While Kylo Ren is a tough guy to like, Twitter’s Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) is another story. The genius parody handle is a digital diary of the Dark Side knight. And you guys, life is soooo not easy for Emo Kylo Ren.
What’s good, everybody? Happy New Year! Start your year off right, full of heart, wonder, promise… and by reading this so you have a respite from keeping those pesky New Year’s resolutions.
I hope you had a merry …