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22 Star Wars Things Beer Nerds Need

Leia & Han
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I was born in 1979. I was obsessed with Star Wars by the time I was 5. I remember watching Jedi over and over again at the Ritenours’ house. (Maybe that’s why I’m dating one of those Ritenours now. I banked on his Star Wars Blue Ray boxed set coming as part of the package.)

Over the last 30 years, I’ve fallen in love with other obsessions, but J.J. Abrams’ interpretation of the next chapter in our beloved Star Wars saga has me more excited than rumors of an upcoming Springsteen tour announcement. The trailers give me chills. (Don’t fuck it up, Abrams. Please, please, don’t fuck this up).

One of those other obsessions in my life is (obvs.) craft beer, and the internet is full of ways for us beer nerds to feed the Star Wars obsession. Here are the 22 things every Star Wars beer geek needs in their life.

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Star Wars Beer Steins

Find it at ThinkGeek.com

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Pretty sure they made this sign just for me …

Get your own via Etsy

StarWars_SignFatherBeforeMe_650

 

Chewie Fuzzy Koozie

Find it at Wal-Mart

StarWarsBeer_ChewieKoozieCrop

 

Nothing says, “I love beer.” “I know” like the Leia and Han pint glasses

via Etsy

 

The Han in carbonite mini fridge is functional and artistic, you guys.

via ThinkGeek.com

StarWarsBeer_HanMiniFridge

 

If you don’t have room for the mini fridge, try the ice cube trays.

Find it at ThinkGeek.com

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For those late night, post brewery cravings

via Falcon Toys (Sold Out)

StarWars_HanPopTarts640

 

Custom labels for home brewers!

Find on Etsy

StarWars_BottleLabels570

 

This fire pit is probably the ONLY time you want the Death Star to be fully operational.

via www.gocampingaustraliablog.com

StarWars_FirePit600

 

Yoda says: “With your favorite craft beer, fill up the growler. Hmmmmmm…”

Find it on Etsy

StarWarsBeer_YodaGrowler500

 

Next time, tell the Rebellion to douse the Death Star with bourbon. Works every time.

Grab one at ThinkGeek.com

StarWars_BourbonBalls500

 

I know it’s a spoof, but I’ve wanted this Billy Dee sign since the day I saw it at Atlanta’s Diesel Filling Station in the Highlands. I still can’t find it anywhere other than Pinterest.

LandoColt45

 

Bottle Openers for all moods:

… when you’re feeling like a scoundrel.

via eBay

StarWars_BetterMilFalcon

 

… for when your Dark Side gets the best of you.

via Hallmark at Amazon

DarthVaderOpener

 

… or when you’re looking for a good fight, this lightsaber opener (with sounds!) comes in handy.

Find it on Amazon

StarWars_LightsaberBottleOpener

 

Isn’t it time to replace that Icehouse neon sign you took from your uncle’s garage? Class up the joint a bit.

Find online at neonlightsign.com

StarWars_NeonSign

 

You’ll be glad your phone is protected after your second imperial stout of the night. #klutz

Get it at Dizinga

StarWars_DarkSideBeerIphoneCover

 

Protect your beers from roommates, boyfriends or curious cousins who like to swipe the good stuff.

Check it out on Etsy

StarWars_PosterDroids

 

You made them buy tuxes and take pictures. Shouldn’t you thank your Groomsmen with some high grav beers that have these awesome labels? We think so.

Get it on Etsy

StarWars_GroomsmanLabels

 

Until you get Jedi powers to open a beer without a contraption, mount this on your wall for easy access.

See it on Etsy (Sold out)

Bottle Opener

 

I’ll give you $200 to wear this to a tour at a macro brewery. Seriously.

Via Ebay

StarWars_PinkHoodie

 

Beer festival worthy droid drinking buddy t-shirt.

Find it on Etsy

StarWars_DroidDrinkingTee

 

Follow Jess Baker @craftcurious on Twitter and Instagram.


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