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How Is That Legal?! Legalizing Marijuana Volume II

How is that Legal?! Volume 2

Please let it be known that we intentionally tend to avoid discussing politics and or marijuana on PorchDrinking unless it involves parody, humor, or more commonly drinking games and the occasional 4/20 weed and beer pairing. But this election cycle has certainly been anything but ordinary.

Aside from the presidential candidates running for office this year, voters in Arizona, Arkansas, California, Florida Maine, Massachusetts, Montana, Nevada, and North Dakota are being tasked with deciding on a hot button issue involving legalizing medical or in marijuana or in the case of California, Nevada, Maine, Massachusetts, and Arizona recreational use.

While I personally don’t frequent the use of marijuana, I do live in Colorado and have seen its economic impact versus the residual consequences incurred and still believe it might as well be regulated, and taxed. Meanwhile one of our friends and avid readers of the blog, noted that while marijuana can be harmful when used inappropriately there are also a multitude of other things that exist in society that are also harmful for you but legal. Thus we bring you volume two of our list of things that are potentially worse for you, but legal…

Revisit PorchDrinking’s Volume I of How is that Legal?! Legalizing Marijuana from Two Years Ago (Clearly some of these still stand the test of time)

  • Using Snapchat while driving
  • Using Snapchat at concerts
  • Using Snapchat to send dick pics
  • Trips to the DMV
  • Meetings that take place before 8 a.m.
  • Adults over 50 using Snapchat
  • Kanye West
  • Uber drivers who are a little too friendly
  • Brunch with a 30+ minute wait
  • “Vanilla” Frosties
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Any Kardashian
  • Crocs
  • Corey Feldman’s Music
  • Phillip Rivers pouting all the time (weathers the test of time)
  • Ben Affleck as Batman
  • Budweiser Ads That Subtly Encourage Rape
  • The Bachelor (how is this series still a thing?)
  • Rush Hour… The CBS TV show
  • Joe Buck
  • People who don’t wave when you let them merge into your lane
  • Rick Pitino
  • Handing out fruit or toothbrushes at Halloween
  • J.J. Abrams no longer directing the rest of the Star Wars franchise
  • Warcraft (the movie)
  • World of Warcraft in general
  • Transformers sequels
  • Bars/Breweries that default to treating women like beer novices
  • Sexism in general
  • Racism in general… seriously y’all it’s 2016
  • Selfie Sticks
  • Country Buffets and Golden Corrals
  • Political Ads
  • Creed, Nickelback, Hinder
  • Milk on hot days
  • Florida Georgia Line
  • Lower back tattoos
  • Tomi Lahren
  • Drain Pours
  • Fox News
  • EDM
  • Duke basketball fans
  • Guys who take the urinal next to you when others are open
  • Gus Johnson not calling March Madness games
  • NASCAR
  • Axe Body Spray
  • Cats
  • Putting the roll of toilet paper in the wrong way (it should be on the outside)
  • Lindsey Lohan post ‘Mean Girls’
  • Restaurants that refuse to split checks
  • People Dressing as Clowns
  • Bahn Mi’s that cost more than $5
  • Line beards
  • Guys in college with guitars who sing Collide, Brick or Oasis
  • Basketball shorts from the 80s and earlier
  • Old Man Farts… #OMF
  • Not Voting
  • Auto tune
  • Yelp
  • Lima Beans
  • Guy Fieri’s hair
  • Paula Dean
  • Half consumed bottles/cans/glasses/pitchers/kegs of beer
  • Getting two yellows in a packet of Starburst
  • Snuggies
  • Colorado Springs… yes the entire city
  • Children on planes
  • Oatmeal cookies disguised as chocolate chip cookies
  • People who refuse to use electronic forms of payment like Venmo or PayPal
  • People who include you in group texts you don’t need to be part of
  • Chris Collinsworth
  • Tom Brady’s whining at refs
  • Tom Brady endorsing men’s Uggs
  • Tom Brady in general
  • Donald Trump

And I think we’ve gotten a bit off track. Anyway we’re really not advocating either way on the issue of legalizing marijuana. We just had a great time coming up with things that are bad for you but are still legal… actually it kinda just devolved into a list of things that suck. Send us your own ideas!

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