The Weekly Buzz | March 30 – April 5
We here at PorchDrinking hope that you spent this week’s holy days surrounded by friends, family and fine craft beers. April Fool’s Day is a sacred tradition that MUST be observed annually, so that we may keep our rich heritage of tomfoolery alive and vibrant. Without it, we would lose a large piece of what we are as a species. To that end, here is a celebration of nonsense and shenanigans. This is The Weekly Buzz.
Think of all the activities you can do with canned beer!
Breweries played a few April Fool’s Day tricks this year!
The next Dragon’s Milk Reserve is finally here! With Basil, Sun-Dried Tomato, and a small amount of lactose sugar for a creamier body, DM Reserve Pizza brings two of our favorite things together in one of our most unique offerings yet. Enjoy cold, or warmed up in the microwave, it’s good at any temperature. #dragonsmilkreserve #dragonsmilk #craftbeer #independentcraft #stout #pizzastout #newhollandbrewing
The Summit Beer Hall Renovation Project is coming along nicely, and we're excited to tell you about some of the Beer Hall's new features:
– Full-service 24/7 Taco Buffet
– Live Mariachi band
– Coin-operated laundry
– Exclusive VIP vaping area
More at https://t.co/IGCJRwhcUt pic.twitter.com/F9WONOkL9E
— Summit Brewing (@summitbeer) April 1, 2018
It’s finally here: Third Space The Breakfast Cereal! Pour some Happy Place on it and enjoy with a pint of Java Blanca for best results! Available today in our taproom. Open 12-5! #merchandising #mythirdspace #milwaukee #craftbeer #craftbrewery pic.twitter.com/ove8xgXn9l
— Third Space Brewing (@thirdspacebrews) April 1, 2018
First we bottled, then we canned, and now we’re taking our beer to the next level (with straws in hand). For the first…
We're excited to announce the new @Stone.EnjoyBy 07.04.18 Unfiltered IPA will be available soon in our brand new 37-pack case! This beer is brewed to be enjoyed fresh. So fresh, in fact, that it’s only available for 37 days. Our new 37-pack will let hop heads savor one every day and see how the flavor develops over just a few weeks. An Enjoy By a day keeps the _____ away. (We'll let you fill that in on your own.)
Many breweries closed to celebrate Easter…
Happy Easter, we are closed so our staff can enjoy the day with family.
We open Monday at 4pm.
— Boneshire Brew Works (@Boneshire_Brews) April 1, 2018
— Mad Anthony Brewing (@MadAnthonyBrew) April 1, 2018
— Millersburg Brewing (@millersburgbrew) April 1, 2018
…but a few intrepid heroes stayed open.
No Foolin’… We are OPEN today for regular hours, 12pm 5pm, with Lagerbier cans still available at six 4-packs per person… We’re also pouring a lot of great beers, come swing by for a glass or two… pic.twitter.com/sm7snQhNvH
— Bissell Brothers (@BissellBrosBrew) April 1, 2018
That’s a real “who’s who” of deliciousness!
Did they drink beer before or after the proposal? #Priorities
Get those tickets while they’re hot!
ON SALE NOW! This year’s Festival of Funk is set to be a party of legendary proportions, with an absolutely stellar lineup of some of the most talented brewers in the universe bringing out a dazzling lineup of sour, barrel-aged, and funky creations that are going to melt your faces and warm your hearts. We’ll also have some killer food options, a ton of rad merch, audio-sorcery from DJ Peso, and more surprises TBA. It all goes down at San Diego's legendary Golden Hall on May 19th. Space is limited–especially for VIP tickets–so be sure to plan accordingly. You can secure your spot at this year’s shindig via our profile link.
Wanna work in beer?
Want to be a Beersmith? We're hiring a new cellarman to join our ranks. No experience needed, but passion is a must. Here's a few words from SC founder Rich Buceta: ___________________ For hire entry-level brewery employee. Immediate responsibilities will include but not be limited to: – Cleaning kegs – Filling kegs – Cleaning tanks – General sanitation and housekeeping While previous experience is not important, it is key you be very passionate about joining our ranks, in good health and pride yourself on working hard and a job well done. A dedication to detail, strong work ethic, team mentality, and commitment to excellence are prerequisites. The bar is high within our brewery, aim accordingly. While the starting salary is entry-level, strong performance is quickly rewarded. SingleCut operates as a true meritocracy – prove yourself and the sky is the limit. We also provide full medical and dental benefits. Please include with your response an up-to-date CV. Let us know why you feel you'd be the best candidate, as well as what your short and long-term goals are with us. Our preference is for someone looking to join our ranks for the long haul. We value loyalty and look forward to a mutually fulfilling relation. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org
NOW HIRING IN SAN DIEGO! We’re searching for a new merch monger to help us sell and stock a stunning variety of luxurious wares at the Lomaland Fermentorium. If you have a passion for rad beer and delicious coffee, dig the concept of employee-ownership, and thrill at the prospect of helping people improve their lives through the purchase of elegant saleable items, you can get all the details and apply via our profile link.
That label is both beautiful and meaningful.
This week we are canning La Protesta #3, artwork by local trans artist Lilly Wachowski. This one is about unity,…
Drink some beer and make a fish!
Tomorrow, come enjoy Penn brews while learning how to sculpt ceramic fish at the Pittsburgh Center for the Arts. 6-9 p.m. Tickets are $40 for members, $50 for non-members. Hope to see you there! 🐠 pic.twitter.com/bL7mrsz9Ei
— Penn Brewery (@PennBrewery) April 5, 2018
A full foudre is a thing of true beauty.
The beauty of a newly filled foudre of Saison Gratis. pic.twitter.com/GWa5D0WMAv
— Allagash Brewing Co (@AllagashBrewing) April 5, 2018
They go way back. They were roommates in college!
— New Belgium Brewing (@newbelgium) April 5, 2018