The Weekly Buzz | May 19 – 25

Dan Bortz
On May 26, 2017
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It is very hard to type when there is a 16-month-old baby sitting on your arm. She is singing “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,” so the pros outweigh the cons. It’s only a matter of time,however, until pins-and-needles become a very real threat. Despite my impeded blood circulation, I managed to comb Twitter for a few morsels of beer news. I hope you enjoy this edition of The Weekly Buzz.

This is a really amazing cause. Great work!

https://instagram.com/p/BUZ9v3IFO__/

Seems like a flimsy excuse to drink beer, but I’ll allow it.

The 11nd Annual Surly Open Disc Golf Tournament is in bucolic East Bethel, and registration is now open. https://t.co/9ujzCqIGmD pic.twitter.com/fTRQDt28hI

— surlybrewing (@surlybrewing) May 20, 2017

Finally! An acceptable use for that Coronarita device!

Introducing our new favorite way to pregame. The Blood Orange Numero Uno Frozen Margarita at @thewalrusdc. We'll be here all summer. pic.twitter.com/GK5fJyQ03f

— Flying Dog Brewery (@FlyingDog) May 20, 2017

Resources for decoding this tweet are available HERE.

Yinz all better jump in the Bonneeville n come drank some beerz don here at Boneshire n support dem Picksburg Penguins.

— Boneshire Brew Works (@Boneshire_Brews) May 20, 2017

Why is so much disc golf happening? Is this still a thing?!

Registration is nearly full for our 2017 Boontfling, sign up today! https://t.co/PnhgzAzFHT pic.twitter.com/pCa04tYgYm

— Anderson Valley Brew (@avbc) May 19, 2017

I love a good brewery expansion!

https://instagram.com/p/BUW8kM8FRCY/

How good are you at stacking pallets?

https://instagram.com/p/BUVt31rl1j3/

This photo is f@*$ing mesmerizing.

https://instagram.com/p/BUZbk1-ApYV/

I don’t understand several words in this tweet, but I still want to eat it.

https://instagram.com/p/BUYEQWpDBSx/

If you can dodge a 750ml bottle, you can dodge a ball.

https://instagram.com/p/BUX8chsFOb_/

The history of Founders can be seen through the eyes of some talented artists.

We asked artists to bring to life pivotal moments from our 20-year history – now you can display them as prints: https://t.co/FKk4m8FqkU pic.twitter.com/UWxNc1PAkG

— Founders Brewing Co. (@foundersbrewing) May 22, 2017

You had me at “lots of beer.”

You're invited to the new #DenverPaleAle Artist Series Launch Party June 2nd! Lots of beer, art activations & more!https://t.co/B2hgCQ20l8 pic.twitter.com/M5sq3YUYRa

— Great Divide Brewing (@greatdividebrew) May 22, 2017

Drink a beer. Help a dog. There’s no downside here.

Paws and Pints, our Tuesday night fundraising series, has returned for the season! Grab all the details on Facebook: https://t.co/45ocCmqeWF pic.twitter.com/aEtxZiI70I

— Night Shift Brewing (@NightShiftBeer) May 22, 2017

These kegs want you to buy tickets.

Small Batch is Saturday! These kegs can't wait to be tapped. Space is limited, get your tickets now: https://t.co/EHHUeLNh9C #FortCollins pic.twitter.com/wcBbMFEvdA

— Odell Brewing Co (@OdellBrewing) May 22, 2017

Oooh! Oooh! Over here! Pick me!

We're hiring! https://t.co/XyyxFHowZE

— Maine Beer Company (@mainebeerco) May 22, 2017

Think you can win?

Win one of three adventure trips! To win: tag All Day IPA Instagram pics w/ #alldaygetawaycontest or see https://t.co/TSEOiZb1GX pic.twitter.com/OTevDkwZqJ

— Founders Brewing Co. (@foundersbrewing) May 23, 2017

Buy these tickets, drunky!

IMPULSE BUYS RULE: If you're reading this, you're probably at a bar. Better yet, you're drunk. GRAB OPENING TAP TIX! https://t.co/LURiuTzF5J pic.twitter.com/53pYCOqnPa

— Philly Loves Beer (@phillylovesbeer) May 23, 2017

Winter is coming… That’s a GoT reference, right?

https://instagram.com/p/BUackLhgnmU/

We’ve got a collaboration, people!

https://instagram.com/p/BUaq8Utly7X/

The most beautiful blueprints I’ve ever seen…

https://instagram.com/p/BUZ5965lMmG/

What’s brewing today?

Pete brewing on our pilot beer system…we're always trying different goses, IPAs, and experimental recipes pic.twitter.com/gsii4BwIhq

— Anderson Valley Brew (@avbc) May 23, 2017

Do you have what it takes to work in this tasting room?

We're seeking an enthusiastic, customer service-focused, Assistant General Manager to join our Tasting Room team 🍻 https://t.co/SUGZyKu037 pic.twitter.com/IWcLQpqFWq

— Cigar City Brewing (@CigarCityBeer) May 24, 2017

I hope the orchestra didn’t have to play them off mid-speech.

Feelin' the love, #LoveStout took home Dark Beer of the Year last night at Best of @PhillyBeerScene #Yards #BestofPBS 📷 by @lovecitybrewing pic.twitter.com/HTztQABebL

— Yards Brewing Co. (@yardsbrew) May 24, 2017

Someone should buy me this.

A reclaimed wood bottle opener designed to help carefully remove & preserve your favorite bottle caps: https://t.co/RVvjXeDlpu pic.twitter.com/HP8UTuKoRZ

— Bell's Brewery (@BellsBrewery) May 24, 2017

This may seem like the ramblings of a madman… because it is. Luckily he’s a brewer at Boulevard, so I had an excuse to share it with you!

I just had a nightmare that I got fired from BLVD because I got kicked out of a club-themed Taco Bell after someone threw an eraser at me.

— Jeremy Danner (@Jeremy_Danner) May 24, 2017

The entertainment, a brass band, had just started when another guest, a lady, nailed me in the head with a glowing taco shaped eraser.

— Jeremy Danner (@Jeremy_Danner) May 24, 2017

That's when all hell broke loose in Club Bell. Her man charged me & hit me. I did nothing but attempt to eat my chalupa & enjoy the show.

— Jeremy Danner (@Jeremy_Danner) May 24, 2017

Everyone in the club, which had now morphed into some sort of Disney ride, spilled into the streets to chase me. The soundtrack rocked.

— Jeremy Danner (@Jeremy_Danner) May 24, 2017

…"Danner Fired from BLVD." I checked my email to confirm and read that I'd been let go as a result of the Mexican food melee. Bummer.

— Jeremy Danner (@Jeremy_Danner) May 24, 2017

The Weekly Buzz | May 19 – 25

This is a really amazing cause. Great work!

Seems like a flimsy excuse to drink beer, but I’ll allow it.

Finally! An acceptable use for that Coronarita device!

Resources for decoding this tweet are available HERE.